Bridesmaids by Zara Stoneley

Author:Zara Stoneley [Zara Stoneley]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Published: 2019-04-03T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 20

‘Whoever decided chocolate and massage are a good combo should be given a medal.’

Rachel’s words are slightly muffled as she’s got her face stuck in one of those holes that posh massage tables have, she’s also having her back pummelled, so it comes out a bit staccato, but I get the gist.

When Beth insisted on going with the ‘indulgent’ package, I’d thought the chocolate and rub down came separately. My first thought had been that maybe that’s why the massage tables do have a hole, my second thought had been that nibbling on a Flake while you have the knots beaten out from around your shoulder blades could be a bit of a choking hazard, and pretty messy. Turns out its messier than that.

‘Oh, God, that smells good.’ I groan as melted chocolate is slapped on like a liberal dose of massage oil.

‘Orgasmic.’ Sighs Beth.

Maddie giggles. ‘Really?’

‘When you’ve been starved of sex for as long as I have, being smothered in chocolate is my dream fantasy. Oh, Lordie, just there, yeah, oh, yeah. Harder.’ She moans. ‘This beats the Mars bar we reverted to last time.’

Even her masseur starts to splutter. ‘Mars bar?’

‘Don’t ever use anything that’s got a layer of toffee. It gets a bit icky, didn’t think I’d ever get out of my hair.’

‘Hair?’ Says Maddie, raising herself on her elbows. ‘What was it doing in your hair?’

Sal laughs. This is good, I think we’re bonding over chocolate.

‘Think Brazilian rainforest rather than Brazilian.’ Sighs Beth.

‘Oh.’ Maddie buries her red cheeks back in the hole in the table.

‘You lot couldn’t all lie still and enjoy your pure indulgence experience, could you?’ the masseuse asks.

‘Ah, knew it was Galaxy.’ Rachel sighed. ‘I’m going to have to tell Michael about this. Do you do couples?’

I wonder if you came as a couple, you’d be invited to lick it off each other at the end?

Freddie would like it. He’s one of the few men I know that will fight me for the last Rolo and insists on buying Quality Street all year round. He’s all green triangles and soft centres, and I get the toffees, fudge and nuts. We just fit together so well, and it’s weird but when he’s not with me I feel like a part of me is missing. Not knowing if we’d fallen out for good had been horrible, it had scared me. It had made me realises just how big a part of my life he is, and how much I miss him when he’s not there. Which is a bit scary. But I’m not sure if I could have enjoyed this weekend if I hadn’t known we were cool again.

‘Normally, but I’m not sure with you lot!’ The girl who has been doing my massage laughs. ‘Right, ladies. I will leave you to relax in the warmth for a few minutes, then you can make your own way to the shower room, and no licking, this doesn’t taste half as nice as it smells!’

‘I hope we don’t set.

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